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Matt Canavan Says Plan to Remove Asbestos-Contaminated Sand From Schools is Woke

Liberals Launch New Campaign Promoting Benefits of Climate Change

Huge Crowd at Sydney Metallica Gig Almost As Big as Average Rental Inspection for Two Bedder

Amyl & The Sniffers Should’ve Labelled Gig a Nazi Rally if They Wanted It To Go Ahead, Police Say

Sussan Ley Says Party Is Totally Committed to Paris Framework for Achieving Net Zero, Except for the Bit About Achieving Net Zero

Trump Asks Staff for List of Potential Countries To Bomb To Distract From Epstein Emails

AFL Introduces New ‘Masked Singer Round’

Wildcard Round Result of Listening to Fans Who Want Less Gimmicks and Rule Changes, AFL Says

Neo Nazis Rally Outside NSW Parliament Demanding Affordable Erectile Dysfunction Treatment

Elon Musk Willing To Forgo $1 Trillion Pay Deal if Shareholders Tell Him They Think He Is Cool

Nationals To Resurrect Australian Whaling Industry As Part Of Exciting New Energy Policy

News Corp Calls for “All-Hands-on-Deck” After Young Muslim Man Elected New York Mayor

Electricians Prepare for Bumper 2026 As ‘3 Hours of Free Power’ Policy To Inevitably Lead to Australians Running Every Single Appliance at Once

Dolled-Up Bogans Descend on Racetrack With Singular Goal of Getting Barnaby-Ed

Nationals Commit to Liberals Achieving Net Zero Seats by 2050

Unemployed Man Evicted From Public Housing