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Unemployed Man Evicted From Public Housing

Andrew To Use New Title: “Bullshit Artist Formerly Known As Prince”

News Corp Calls for “All-Hands-on-Deck” After Young Muslim Man Elected New York Mayor

“I want forty op-eds belittling Mamdani on my desk by 5pm!”

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Jamaica 25 Degrees and Sunny, According to New BOM Website

Japanese PM Tells Whalers Not to Harpoon Large Blubbery Specimen Currently Visiting Tokyo

Contractor Sacked After Querying ‘Underage Sex Slave Dungeon’ on White House Ballroom Plans

Time Magazine Charged With Indecent Necksposure

Trump Storms Norway Capital, in Attempt To Prove He Deserved Nobel Peace Prize

Trump Caught Rehearsing Peace Prize Acceptance Speech in Bathroom

Netanyahu Discovers Bombing He Doesn’t Enjoy

Albo Wins Trump’s Approval With Friendly Tone

“Don’t Use Tylenol While Pregnant,” Says Man Who Used Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant

White House Announce Panadol Rapid is Linked to Stronger, Faster Acting Autism

Trump Delivers Touching Eulogy for the First Amendment

Trump Applauds ABC for Axing Kimmel, Tells Them To Sack That Pesky Four Corners Guy Next

Trump Denies Ever Depicting a Woman With More Than One Dimension

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Australia Is Just Decades Away From Producing Nuclear Submarines

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