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Stanley Releases New Must-Have 250-Litre Water Bottle

This Foetus Bought Its First Investment Property at Just 12 Weeks Old. Here’s How It Did It

Woman Who Looked at Furniture Website for 11 Seconds to Be Served Furniture Ads for Next 6 Years

“I already have enough chairs. I literally don’t need any more chairs”

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Distraught Tay Tay Fan Realises She Accidentally Bought Tickets to a NSW Swifts Netball Game Tonight

‘Right to Disconnect’ Laws Mean Man Can Doom Scroll for 8 Hours Each Night Without Being Interrupted

‘You Can’t Get More Aussie Than This!’ Says Man Wearing Flag Made in Guangdong Province

Retired Couple Downsize to 6-Bedroom House

Man Frantically Listening to New Music After Realising Spotify Wrapped Only 2 Weeks Away

Landlord Says Most Tenants Don’t Realise That Raising Rent Creates Extra Paperwork for Him Too

Man Brings Book to Bed So It Can Sit Next to Him While He Looks at Phone

New Password Must Include at Least One Shakespearean Sonnet You Haven’t Used Before

Centrelink Caller Enquiring About Youth Allowance Qualifies for Aged Pension While on Hold

Darlinghurst Woman Dies After Leaving Home Without 1.8L Bottle of Water

Considerate Housemate Saves Last Millilitre of Milk for You

How to Turn the Sound on Your Phone Off: A Self-Help Guide for Fuckwits

“It’s Like 1984” Says Man Who Has Never Read 1984

Luckless Man Always Catching Bank When They’re Experiencing Unusually High Volume of Calls

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