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Peter Dutton was unable to clearly articulate the Opposition’s cost of living policy in the lead up to the Dunkley by-election, because he was talking with a mouth full of caviar.

Penny Wong Warns Israel Not to Make Her Do That Thing Where She Raises One Eyebrow, After Latest Civilian Bombing

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Richest Man in World Teams Up with Former Most Powerful Man in World to Denounce ‘Elites’

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