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Bruce Lehrmann Suddenly Remembers He Initiated This Fucking Trial
Labor Narrowly Avoids Developing Policy
Environment Minister Tanya Plibersek Grants Bruce Lehrmann Licence for Coal Mine He Accidentally Discovered While Digging Own Grave
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