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Bruce Lehrmann Suddenly Remembers He Initiated This Fucking Trial

Environment Minister Tanya Plibersek Grants Bruce Lehrmann Licence for Coal Mine He Accidentally Discovered While Digging Own Grave

Retired Couple Downsize to 6-Bedroom House

Labor Narrowly Avoids Developing Policy

“There was a discussion which was heading very quickly towards an opinion. It could have easily snowballed to a policy from there”

David McBride Starting to Wish He’d Just Leaked Confidential Tax Information for PwC Instead

England Win Cricket World Cup After ICC Uses Moral Countback Rule

Man Frantically Listening to New Music After Realising Spotify Wrapped Only 2 Weeks Away

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Australia to Prepare for Record Fire Season by Replacing Bushland With Coal Mines

Trump Loses Interest in Israel/Palestine Dispute After Learning West Bank Not a Financial Institution

Optus Exec Gladys Berejiklian Provides Update on Network Outage

Optus has a released a statement about the current outa

BREAKING: Hamas Successfully Wiped Out After Scott Morrison Serves Up Famous Raw Chicken Curry

Fears Gaza War Will Spread as Morrison, Johnson Arrive to Lend Foreign Affairs Expertise

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