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Scott Morrison Receives King’s Birthday Honours for Services to Hairdressing, Truck Driving, Welding, Cooking, Cricket, Building and Not Shooting Women

BREAKING: Mum and Dad Back Together

Trump To Review Deal Where Australia Pays America $350B for Submarines It Will Never Receive, To Ensure It Is ‘America First’

Australians looking at the contract, which contains more terms, conditions and exclusions than a 50% off sale at Harvey Norman, determined that the deal was, “definitely, absolutely and categorically America First”.

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Barnaby Joyce Found Lying Between Liberal and National Party Rooms in Sign of Reconciliation

Liberals, Nationals Fight Over Who Gets to Keep Gina Rinehart

“We’ve Learned” Liberal Party Reveals New Female-Focused, Pink Nuclear Reactors

ACCC to Investigate After Liberal Party Releases Scott Morrison Dupe

Trumpet of Patriots Proves That Net Zero Is Achievable

Sussan Ley Changes Title To Oppossition Leader

Liberal Party Gets Woman To Clean Up Mess

Angus Taylor Dismisses Leadership Loss As $80 Million of Water Entitlements Under the Bridge

Black Smoke Rises From Coal-Fired Power Station in Traditional Sign That Liberal Party Has Chosen New Leader

James McGrath Urges Public to Wait for Outcome of Harold Holt’s Disappearance Before Jumping to Conclusions About Liberal Leadership

Libertarian Who Wants Government out of People’s Lives Pretty Passionate About Getting Government Back Into His

Liberal Wipeout Leaves White Men With No Voice to Parliament

Dutton To Release Policies This Week

Lonely Widow Already Missing Trumpet of Patriots Texts

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