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Albo Offers To Buy Rex Airlines in Return for Business Class Upgrades

Trump Says He’ll Honour Sub Deal As Long as It’s a Footlong Meatball With a Cookie and Coke

New Tesla Comes With In-Built Baby Capsule for Child You Will Inevitably Have With Elon Musk

“By the time the car is delivered, XI 3-Tech-Bro or whatever the fuck the kid is called, will be born. So I figured it’s better to get the seat pre-installed – we all know how much of a hassle fitting those things can be”

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“What We Need Is More Masculine Energy” Female Employee Mansplains to Mark Zuckerberg Moments After He Suggests Facebook Needs More Masculine Energy

2025 Black Friday Sales to Begin Today

UnitedHealthcare Denies UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Life Insurance Claim

Aldi to Copy Woolworths Strike but With Slightly Different Name: “We’re Going on Stroke”

Coles/Woolworths Fine for Misleading Consumers Reduced From $10 Million to Just $15 Million

Tupperware Files for Bankruptcy After Being Unable to Find a Single Fucking Lid For the 10 Million Containers in Their Warehouse

Iced Coffee Industry Collapses After Building and Construction Workers Walk Off Job

“I Told You the Stock Market Would Fall,” Says ‘Expert’ Who Also Told You Stock Market Would Rise

Network That Employs Alleged War Criminals and Rapists Surprised to Discover It Has a Culture Problem

Alan Joyce to Pay Back $9 Million Qantas Salary in the Form of Unusable Flight Vouchers

Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee)

Daily Letter Deliveries to End This Week, Australia Post Announces in Press Release Sent in 2019

New Improved Qantas Frequent Flyer Program Lets You Book Any Seat You Want in Row 34 on Flights Leaving Between 11:15pm and 11:30pm on Tuesdays in June 2029

Armaguard Driver Reckons He Can Think of Way for Company to Avoid Bankruptcy

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