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“You Can’t Just Go Changing The Constitution” Says Man Who Has Never Read The Constitution

Proposed New Voice to Parliament to Just Be a Few White Guys Deciding What Indigenous People Would’ve Wanted

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Alan Joyce’s Departure From Qantas Cancelled at Last Minute

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Dutton Proposes Annual ‘Three Cheers for Indigenous Australians’ As Voice Alternative

Albo Denies Government Favours Qantas, In Early-Morning Press Conference

New Premium Qantas Service to Include Flight

Dutton Forgets to Ask For More Detail About MP Pay Rise

Darlinghurst Woman Dies After Leaving Home Without 1.8L Bottle of Water

‘Horrifying’: Doctors Extract Celine Dion Song Stuck In Man’s Head

Ticketing Company Caught Totally Unawares by People Wanting to Buy Tickets

PM Wears Costume of His Traditional Owners During Special WA Ceremony

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