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Women’s Shelter Accidentally Receives $2.5B After Government Misreads It As “Smelter”

Karoline Leavitt Quits White House To Focus on Motherhood: “There Will Be Fewer Diapers To Change”

Trump Takes Break From Losing Wars To Help Spread Preventable Diseases

Trump’s Hiding Spot in Catering Cart Exposed, After Observers Noticed Trail of Orange Face Dye Leading to Plane

ABS Introduces New ‘Shag/Date/Marry’ Question on Census, Just To Fuck With Albo

Mark Zuckerberg Posts 6,000 Word Essay Arguing That “AI Won’t Take Human Jobs. If You Like, I Can Rewrite This Essay in a More Human Tone”

Perth To Be Renamed “Far Greater Western Sydney” in 2026 Census Realignment

“Smart Glasses” Users Required To Wear Rolf Harris Costume, Under New Proposal

New Hotline Launched To Help Governments Addicted to Gambling Revenue

Jetstar Announces New $39.95 Same-Day-Arrival™ Fee

Alan Joyce’s Autobiography Delayed, Customers Offered Credit Voucher

England Wins Commonwealth Games Moral Medal Table

Next World Cup To Feature 2 x 45-Minute Hydration Breaks, Interrupted by 3-Minute Football Match

Cost to Install Plaque Commemorating Jacinta Allan’s Time in Office Blows Out to $14 Billion

Jacinta Allan Stands Down As Victorian Premier, Marking First Project She’s Completed Ahead Of Schedule

Who Consumes More Water: An AI Data Centre or A Gen Z Office Worker?