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Qantas Upgrades Earnings Forecast, After Anika Wells Announces Plans for “Work Trip”

Pauline Hanson Falls to Third Place On List of Most Ridiculous One Nation Politicians

Dutton Hoping England Surpasses His Record for Worst Defeat in Brisbane This Year

Guys Who Spent Last 34 Years Talking to a Dinosaur and Singing About Spaghetti, Definitely Not Associated With Drugs

Liberal Party Completes Post-Election Soul-Searching Exercise: “No Soul Found”

Albo Compiles List of Romantic Honeymoon Destinations (in Electorates on a Margin of Less Than 5%)

Trump Pardons Turkey At Traditional Thanksgiving Ceremony

Fuck Black Friday

Crime Gangs Pivot From Importing Cigarettes to Designing BOM Websites: “It’s Crazy Money”

Sussan Ley Says Hanson Has Finally Gone Too Far After One Nation Senator Wears Joy Division Burqa to Parliament

BOM Says $96 Million Website Bill Actually Only $35 Million When Converted to Celsius

Burqa Ejected From Senate for Bringing In Pauline Hanson

Bunnings Releases ‘England Middle Order’ Camp Chairs: “They Collapse in Seconds”

Publishing Reserve Price Would Punish Dishonest Agents, Real Estate Institute Complains

Matt Canavan Says Plan to Remove Asbestos-Contaminated Sand From Schools is Woke

Liberals Launch New Campaign Promoting Benefits of Climate Change