Lacking the obstacles and prejudices often found in other countries, America offers those who work hard, love their country, and have a surname of Clinton or Bush the opportunity to achieve whatever they put their mind to, citizens were told today.
In an inspiring speech, a spokesperson for the American Dream reminded Americans that anything was possible. “You might come here with nothing. It might seem like you have all the odds stacked against you. But if you come armed with an entrepreneurial spirit, a belief in God, and the last name of any President between 1989-2009, nothing’s going to stop your rise to the top”.
Local resident Sara Matthews said she was reinvigorated by the speech. “I’ve got almost everything I need to make it here”.
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