Members of affair site Ashley Madison have been bent over and thoroughly rogered by someone they have never met before and will likely never cross paths with again.
One user said he was surprised by how quickly he got screwed. “I wanted to get fucked by someone other than my wife. That certainly happened today. It all happened very quickly if I’m honest. I’ve still got my pants around my ankles,” he said.
A spokesperson for Ashley Madison said life is short. “And perhaps a little shorter for some of our members after their spouses see their name associated with our website today.
“As we always say, there’s a certain thrill in being screwed by someone you don’t know. This is one our members will remember for a while”.
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