English Guy At Work About To Become Unbearable — The Shovel

English Guy At Work About To Become Unbearable

The English guy at your work is about to become unbearable, it has been revealed. England is suddenly good at everything and your smug mate can’t wait to tell you all about it.

According to sources, your English colleague will think it’s hilarious when he asks you whether you watched the cricket last night.

“There’s every chance he’ll email around a link that he’ll claim is work-related, but which will actually turn out to be Ashes highlights. Or possibly just the number 60,” said one analyst.

“At some point he’ll break into Jerusalem. It won’t be heart-stirring,” he added.

One observer said we could be entering new territory. “Smug doesn’t begin to describe how this guy feels right now, he said. “It could be a long day”.

Experts say there’s absolutely nothing that you can do about it.

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