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Julian Assange Leaks Full Details of Peter Dutton’s Nuclear Power Plan

“There’s No Racism in Australia and You Can Piss Off Back to Where You Came From if You Don’t Agree”

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Gina Rinehart Portrait So Lifelike, Barnaby Expected It to Slip Him a $40,000 Cheque

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Same-Sex Parenting Book to Be Removed From Public Libraries

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Rest-of-World Offers Trump Hush Money Payment So We Never Have to Hear That Whiny Fucking Voice Again

Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws

‘The Defo Awards’ for Services to Defamation Fuck-Ups

New Improved Qantas Frequent Flyer Program Lets You Book Any Seat You Want in Row 34 on Flights Leaving Between 11:15pm and 11:30pm on Tuesdays in June 2029

Stanley Releases New Must-Have 250-Litre Water Bottle

Submarine-Shaped Public Housing Proposed, in Attempt to Attract More Government Funding