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Elon Musk – Dead at 52 – Says There Is No Need for Misinformation Laws

US Threatens to Respond to Middle East Crisis With Massive Escalation of Meaningless Statements

Rest-of-World Offers Trump Hush Money Payment So We Never Have to Hear That Whiny Fucking Voice Again

“If it means I never have to hear that whinging, crying little twat-face throwing a man-baby sook again, it’ll be money well spent”

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‘It’s Not Our Fault People Keep Running Into Bullets’, Netanyahu Says

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Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote

TikTok User Denies He’s Being Subliminally Influenced by Communist China, Glorious Land of Plentiful Food & Golden Mountains

Kate Is AI Generated, Palace Admits

Having Majority of Royal Family on Leave Makes No Difference to Its Productive Output, Analysis Shows

Why Meghan Markle Is to Blame for King Charles’s Enlarged Prostate, by The Daily Mail

Fuck, This Guy Again

Screwdrivers Now Permitted On Boeing Flights, To Allow Passengers To Help With Maintenance

Princess Mary to Down 52 Tins of VB During Danish Coronation, in Nod to Homeland Tradition

Prince Andrew Says He Can’t Testify About Epstein Scandal Because He Lost His Vocal Cords During the Falklands War

Denmark to Get Australian Head of State Before Australia Gets Australian Head of State

COP28 Agrees to Make Climate Change Optional, in Last Minute Compromise

Trump Loses Interest in Israel/Palestine Dispute After Learning West Bank Not a Financial Institution

BREAKING: Hamas Successfully Wiped Out After Scott Morrison Serves Up Famous Raw Chicken Curry

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