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Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They Produce

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FIFA Peace Prize Recipient Peacefully Starts New War

Trump Says US Will Occupy Venezuela for As Long as It Takes To Distract From Epstein Files

Santa Denied Entry to US After Posting on Social Media That Trump Is a Fuckwit

English Parents Decide It’s Time To Tell Their Kids That Bazball Isn’t Real

Howard Reassures Australians That No Matter How Divided We Feel in This Moment, He Can Always Divide Us More

Golf Trip Rudely Interrupted by Cricket Match

White House Confirms All Future Communications To Be in Comic Sans

Fears Social Media Ban Could Stop Aussie Teens Receiving Updates From Pete Hegseth on Classified US Military Operations

Kid With 38 Aunts and Uncles Asks Grandparents How They Used To Spend Their Time Before Social Media

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