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Australians To Continue To Pronounce ‘Brian Taylor’ As ‘Dickhead’

Pauline Hanson Withdraws Support For Monarchy After Learning Meghan Markle Is In Labor

Apple Unveils Plans To Revitalise Notre Dame Precinct With New Flagship Store

Europe Votes To Leave EU, Just To Fuck With Britain

Eddie McGuire Dusts Off Heartfelt Apology He Gave Last Month

Mueller Report: Americans Shocked To Learn They Elected Racist, Sexist, Psychopath All By Themselves

Announcing ‘The War on the F*#king Election’ live tour. Tickets now on sale.

Male CEOs Still Struggling To Break Through Glass Floor, New Data Shows

The Shovel’s Official 2019 Election Guide Is Here

VISUAL: How Immigration Led To The Christchurch Terrorist Attack

New Anti-Vaccination Seminar To Cut Out Middle-Man And Just Inject Participants Directly With Measles 

Facebook Outage: Panicked Users Unsure Who To Give Their Private Data Away To, As Outage Continues 

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Woman Mistakenly Thinks Friends Give Shit About Her Holiday

An Update On The Shovel’s $423 Million Contract To Run Security On Manus Island

378 Day Australian Cricket Season Comes To A Close

Negotiating Whiz Convinces Mexico To Pay $0 Billion To Build Wall