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China Begins To Lift Coronavirus Restrictions: Citizens Free To Go Back To Doing Whatever Government Tells Them

Tony Lewis, Creator Of Duckworth-Lewis Scoring System, Dies Aged 78 (Or 26 Under The Duckworth-Lewis Method)

The Black Death Was Widely Exaggerated, Andrew Bolt Says  

Woman Working From Home Forced To Have Awkward Kitchen Conversation With Herself

Busloads Of Tourists Are Travelling To Country Towns To Spread Conspiracy Theories, Mate’s Dad Says

Man Working From Home Holds Useless 2-Hour Meeting With Himself

“America Is The Best At Coronavirus, It’s Incredible!”

Man Relieved That Company He Hasn’t Heard From In 5 Years Is Here For Him At This Difficult Time

“We’re Going To Beat Coronavirus By Easter” Trump Tells Heaving, Jam-Packed Rally

Teenager Lectures Parents About Going Out All The Time

Prince Charles Confident He Can Continue To Do Nothing Via Video Conferencing

20% Of Nation’s Elbows Have Coronavirus, Experts Confirm

Hairdressers To Remain Open Provided They Cut Hair From 1.5m Away

Contagion And 5 Other Documentaries To Watch While You’re In Lockdown 

Nation’s Dogs Announce Plans To Continue Working From Home

Mexico Asks Trump To Hurry Up And Build The Fucking Wall