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New Evidence That Donald Trump Originated In A Lab

Elon Musk Announces That New Baby Will Run Entirely On Electricity By 2021

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Trump Claims There Are “Very Fine Organisms On Both Sides” Of Pandemic

Correct Pronunciation Of X Æ A-12 Is: “My · Pa-rents · Are · Wan-kers”

40-Million-Barrel Global Oil Surplus Caused By Cancellation Of Body Building Championship, Analysts Say

Lazy Mother-Of-Three Hasn’t Used Lockdown To Learn A Second Language Yet

Lockdown Should Be Extended By Another 2-3 Years, Just To Be Sure, Introverts Say

Public Unsure How Boris Johnson Will Manage Dual Roles Of PM And Being A Father

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BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un’s Doctor Has Died After ‘Complications’ Relating To Surgery

New Poll Shows Majority Of People Who Voted For Trump Were Being Sarcastic

Trump’s Suggestion To Inject Disinfectant Falls Flat After Supporters Forced To Contend With Childproof Cap

Nation Totally Unsurprised That ‘Finance Guru’ Who Drives A Porsche And Is Called Dick Pusey Is A Fuckwit

Novak Djokavic Clarifies Anti-Vax Comments, Saying He Thought Novel Coronavirus Was An Up-And-Coming Spanish Tennis Player