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Unemployed Man Evicted From Public Housing

Andrew To Use New Title: “Bullshit Artist Formerly Known As Prince”

“PM Advocating Political Violence”, Sussan Ley Claims, After 1986 Photo Shows Albo in Dead Kennedys T-Shirt

Jamaica 25 Degrees and Sunny, According to New BOM Website

Woman Who Changed Name To Contain ‘SS’ Mock-Rages That Albo’s T-Shirt Is Antisemitic

Japanese PM Tells Whalers Not to Harpoon Large Blubbery Specimen Currently Visiting Tokyo

Trick or Treat! PM Gets Into Halloween Spirit by Handing Over Country’s Entire Rare Mineral Wealth

Contractor Sacked After Querying ‘Underage Sex Slave Dungeon’ on White House Ballroom Plans

Local Renter Follows Prince Andrew’s Lead and Pays This Month’s Rent With Peppercorns

Channel 9 Admits It Went Too Far With ‘The Block: White House Challenge’

Barnaby Joyce to be One Nation’s Man on the Ground

Linguists Unable to Translate Transcript From Joyce/Hanson Meeting

Albo Yet to Receive Single Phone Call After Number Leaked Online

Trump Storms Norway Capital, in Attempt To Prove He Deserved Nobel Peace Prize

AI That Generated Fabricated Deloitte Report Promoted to Partner

Sussan Ley Announces New ‘Bring a Mate’ Promotion to Boost Front Bench Numbers