News

Man Simultaneously Furious About Government Causing House Prices To Fall and Immigrants Causing House Prices To Rise

Cost of Living Pressures Getting So Bad This US Woman Was Forced Out of Retirement

Australia To Source Submarines From Facebook Marketplace, Under New AUKUS Agreement

Pamplona and Gloucestershire To Combine Festivals for “Bulls Chasing Idiots Chasing a Cheese Wheel Down a Hill”

Coalition MPs Worry Taylor’s Racist Welfare Policies Will Be Seen As Racist

Australia Post Issues Scam Warning: “If They Knock On Your Door, It’s Not Us”

Tony Abbott Makes First Announcement as Liberal Party President, Backing Adoption of Decimal Currency

Flotilla of Luxury Yachts Assembles off Kirribilli To Protest “Crippling” Capital Gains Tax Changes

Trump, RFK Jnr Unsure Whether To Treat Potential Ebola Outbreak With Really Powerful Light or Raw Milk

Taylor Proposes New “Australian Values” Test Requiring Would-Be Migrants To Blame Current Migrants for Nation’s Problems

Statue of Scott Morrison Not Holding a Hose Unveiled

Trump Opens Brutally Honest Fortune Cookie at Chinese State Banquet

Taylor Accuses Labor of Killing The Australian Dream of One Day Owning Someone Else’s Home

Xi Invites Trump To Inspect Factories Where MAGA Merchandise Is Made

Huge Spike in Searches for ‘How Do I Become a Gas Company’ After Other Tax Loopholes Closed

Hanson Arrives on Gina’s $2 Mil Private Plane To Claim “Victory for Ordinary Australians”