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Interest Rates Rise in Australia Because Some Fuckwit in America Wasn’t Hugged Enough as a Child

Supporters Gather at Four Seasons Total Landscaping To Pray for Rudy Giuliani

Pauline’s New Plane Grounded Until Barnaby Regains Consciousness and Gets off the Wing

New Commemorative Trump Passports To Include Epstein Island Entry Visa

Woman Going Away for Weekend Packs 300 Outfits

New Law Stipulates That Every Hotel Shower Must Operate in Completely Different Way

Government Defends NDIS Cuts: “It’s Not Natural Gas. We Can’t Just Give It Away for Free”

Marathon Negotiations Still No Closer To Resolving Correct Pronunciation of ‘Hormuz’

92% of Daily Screen Time Spent Accepting Cookies, Research Shows

Gina Rinehart Hopeful Of Repairing Relationship With Her Estranged Money

Aspiring Migrants To Start Congratulating Themselves Under Own Social Media Posts, in Bid to Pass Angus Taylor Background Checks

Patient in Trump’s AI Image Dies After Not Having Adequate Health Insurance

Big Week for Suspected War Criminals

Trump Sets Iran Deadline of Tuesday Night Before He Will Unleash Next Deadline

War Memorial To Move Ben Roberts-Smith’s Medals To Special New Exhibit

Albanese To Address Nation About Alarming New ‘Doritos Cheesy Jalapeño Hot Cross Buns’