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“If They Don’t Like It Here They Can Leave” Say People Who Don’t Like It, but Are Curiously Still Here

Kmart Confirms They Moved Check-out to Centre of Store Just to Fucking Annoy You

Liberals, Nationals Fight Over Who Gets to Keep Gina Rinehart

Aides Jingle Keys in Attempt To Distract Donald Trump From Greenland

Bob Katter Deports Himself After Calling for Middle East Migration Ban

Subsidiary Brand Announces Split From Parent Company

Australian Open Successfully Replicates Ticketmaster Digital Queue Management Experience for On-Ground Entry

Trump Clarifies Stance on Civilians Being Shot by Military: “Minnesota OK, Iran Not OK”

Adelaide Writers’ Week Relaunches As Adelaide Writer’s Week After All But One Author Pull Out

Trump Proposes To Give Every Greenland Resident $100,000, Or One Trip to an American Doctor

American Confused How Australia Has Time To Have Royal Commission After Every Mass Shooting

English Cricketers Stay Within Working Holiday Visa Guidelines After Working Only 18 out of 60 Days

Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They Produce

Maduro Relieved He Wasn’t Expected To Fuck Trump After Secret Flight on Private Jet

FIFA Peace Prize Recipient Peacefully Starts New War

Trump Says US Will Occupy Venezuela for As Long as It Takes To Distract From Epstein Files