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Aspiring Migrants To Start Congratulating Themselves Under Own Social Media Posts, in Bid to Pass Angus Taylor Background Checks

Patient in Trump’s AI Image Dies After Not Having Adequate Health Insurance

US Declares Huge Victory After It Negotiates for Trade Route That Was Previously Open To Re-Open

Big Week for Suspected War Criminals

Trump Sets Iran Deadline of Tuesday Night Before He Will Unleash Next Deadline

War Memorial To Move Ben Roberts-Smith’s Medals To Special New Exhibit

Albanese To Address Nation About Alarming New ‘Doritos Cheesy Jalapeño Hot Cross Buns’

War That US Won “In the First Hour” Enters Third Month

New AI-Powered Staffer Brings Robot to White House Event

Trade Talks: Australia Says European Producers Can Call Wine ‘Goon’ if We Can Use Term ‘Champagne’

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours

“Bored Now”

Australia Post Driver Spends Evening Pre-Filling In ‘Sorry We Missed You’ Cards Before Tomorrow’s Shift

World’s Greatest Negotiator a Bit Fucking out of His Depth Now Isn’t He

Dickhead With Ute Taller Than Himself Not So Fucking Smug About It Now

US Completely Fucks International Relations, Oil Markets and Global Economy in Order To Replace Ayatollah Khamenei With Ayatollah Khamenei