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“Smart Glasses” Users Required To Wear Rolf Harris Costume, Under New Proposal

New Hotline Launched To Help Governments Addicted to Gambling Revenue

Jetstar Announces New $39.95 Same-Day-Arrival™ Fee

Alan Joyce’s Autobiography Delayed, Customers Offered Credit Voucher

England Wins Commonwealth Games Moral Medal Table

Next World Cup To Feature 2 x 45-Minute Hydration Breaks, Interrupted by 3-Minute Football Match

Cost to Install Plaque Commemorating Jacinta Allan’s Time in Office Blows Out to $14 Billion

Jacinta Allan Stands Down As Victorian Premier, Marking First Project She’s Completed Ahead Of Schedule

Who Consumes More Water: An AI Data Centre or A Gen Z Office Worker?

Spread of Bird Flu Creates “Difficult Second Album” for Eastern Rosellas Kid

Domestic Violence Victim Follows Pauline’s Advice and Checks In to 5-Star Italian Resort

Local Fuckwit Makes It All About Him

“I’m Fighting for Ordinary Aussie Battlers,” Hanson Instructs Butler To Tell Media When Contacted Poolside at Italian Resort

English Football Fans’ Tears To Be Used To Cool AI Data Centres

Joke Candidate To Face Count Binface in UK By-Election

USA Through to Final Eight After FIFA Agrees To Overturn Loss To Belgium