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Stanley Releases New Must-Have 250-Litre Water Bottle

Splendour in the Grass to Be Replaced by “4,000 Poker Machines in the Grass”

Community Groups Call for Alice Springs Curfew to Be Extended to Canberra

Armaguard Driver Reckons He Can Think of Way for Company to Avoid Bankruptcy

AWKWARD! Boeing CEO’s Arm Falls Off Midway Through Resignation Speech

AFL Matches Cancelled After Players Mistakenly Snort Up Boundary Lines

Submarine-Shaped Public Housing Proposed, in Attempt to Attract More Government Funding

Libertarian Who Says We Should Rely Less on Government Is Strangely Reliant on Government

Australians Terrified of Trump Presidency: “Kevin Rudd Could Move Back to Australia”

This Foetus Bought Its First Investment Property at Just 12 Weeks Old. Here’s How It Did It

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Russian Election: Putin Scrapes In With Just 101% Of Vote

Gina Rinehart Says Government Should Get Out of People’s Lives Except When It’s a $840 Million Handout for Her Mine

In a Fitting Tribute to Scott Morrison, His Farewell Dinner Has Been Announced but Will Not Be Implemented

Government’s $840M Cost of Living Relief Package Helps WA Single Mum Buy Rare Earths Mine

TikTok User Denies He’s Being Subliminally Influenced by Communist China, Glorious Land of Plentiful Food & Golden Mountains

Young Offenders to Be Forced to Spend Time in The National Party, Under Harsh New Proposal