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News Corp Is Now Using AI to Write Its Articles. We Were Leaked Their ChatGPT Prompts

‘Gold Logie’ Changed to ‘White Logie’, to Ensure Sonia Kruger Doesn’t Feel Uncomfortable

Fun-Size Mars Bar Now Bigger Than Normal-Size Mars Bar

John Howard ‘The Unluckiest Thing To Happen to Australia’, Historians Claim

An Apology Regarding Our Involvement in the Design of the New Twitter Logo

Announcing The War on 2023 Annual Comedy Gala

Beached Whales Arrested For Inappropriate Climate Protest

John Howard Turns 200

Musk Renames Twitter ‘5318008’, Which Spells ‘Boobies’ When You Turn It Upside-Down

Newly Discovered Venomous Australian Snake Already Looking To Move Into Politics

We Would’ve Won Ashes 5-0 if the Rules Were Different, England Claims

Australia Retains Ashes After 3 Inches Of Piers Morgan Tears Fall In Manchester

Book Removed From Shelves for Being Inappropriate for Kids

Vegemite and Pine O Cleen Team Up to Release Limited-Edition Vegemite Flavoured Disinfectant Wipes

Dan Andrews Cancels Restaurant Booking With Wife, After Miscalculating Cost by $4 Billion

Gladys Berejiklian Calls for Commonwealth Games to Be Held in Wagga