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MAGA Bro Who Based Entire Personality on Releasing Epstein Files Found With Brain Leaking Out of Ear

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files

Australia-China Relations at All Time High After Albo Introduces Xi to Chiko Roll, “The Spring Roll of the South”

Renaissance Fair Attendee Lives Middle Ages Experience of Waiting 3 Hours at Food Truck

Mickey Mouse Forcibly Deported in Latest Disney on ICE Show

Hacker Finally Makes Contact With Qantas After Being on Hold for 72 Hours

Remorseful Erin Patterson Offers To Cook Judge Lunch

Clive Palmer Buys AEC Rights to ‘America Party’ for Next Australian Election

Musk’s New America Party To Run Five Years Late and Explode Upon Launch

Wiggles To Headline Glastonbury ’26 After BBC Introduces “No High Risk” Acts Policy

Qantas Introduces New ‘Keep Your Personal Data Private’ Fee

Australia Rejects Kanye’s Visa Given Excess of Locally-Sourced Bigots

More Media Coverage About Gaza Protest Than Gaza Genocide

Trump Calls for Strikes on Australia After Hearing It Is Developing a Weather Bomb

NZ Ups Defence Spending to 5% of GDP With Purchase of Two New Hiluxes

Albanese Demands US Tariff on Australia “Should Be Zero, Unless Trump Says No”