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Jacinta Price Migrates out of Shadow Ministry

Trump Denies Ever Depicting a Woman With More Than One Dimension

Jacinta Price Doubles Down on Insulting Indian Migrants, Says ScoMo Cooks a Better Curry

Erin Patterson Hounded by Podcast Producers for Her Availabilities in 2058

Focusing Country’s Entire Security Apparatus on Arts Students With Watermelon Earrings Really Paying Off

Bob Katter Threatens To Punch Ancestry.com Results for Saying He’s Lebanese

Local Gym Teacher Enjoying All The Attention He’s Getting From English Faculty Today For Some Reason

Erin Patterson Sentenced to 20 Years of Listening to Podcasts About Herself

Productivity Roundtable Finds Nation’s Efficiency Hit Record Lows After David Pocock’s Shirtless Instagram Posts

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Australia Is Just Decades Away From Producing Nuclear Submarines

Tim Winton Wonders Why Nobody at Book Week Is Dressed as a Youngster Living in an Isolated Coastal Town Struggling To Find Their Identity

White House Recognises Palestine After Starving Orphan Dons an Armani Three-Piece

David Stratton Gives His Obituary Three out of Five Stars

Sussan Ley Says She’ll Only Recognise Palestine if It Adds an Extra S to Its Name

National Guard Arrests Out of Control Convicted Felon in Washington

Albanese Announces Australia Will Recognise What’s Left of Palestine by September