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Knicks Fan Lets Off Steam by Bombing Iran

Bloke Who Can’t Commit to Wife or Party Reckons Women Should Be Forced To Make Lifelong Commitment

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World’s Media Copy-Paste “Iran Peace Deal Fails” Story From Last Week

Trump Blames Early Cenozoic Era Tectonic Plates For Not Opening Strait Of Hormuz Wider

New Apple CEO Pretty Much the Same, But With Better Camera

Taylor Denies Migration Policy Is Copying Trump, Immigrants Should Just Know How To Speak American

Government Eases Cost of Living by Halving Excise on Lindt Gold Bunnies

Trump Releases Epstein Files To Distract From Iran

Fuel Crisis Averted After Australia Finds Unlimited Deposit of Oil in Domino’s Mega Meatlovers Range

Aussies Taking Iran War Seriously Now Petrol and Sport Are Involved

“Yeah, But Remember How Kamala Laughed Weird?” Defends Trump Voter Being Enlisted to Iran

Trump Demands Tariff Case Be Appealed to Even More Supremeliest Court

Kyle Sandilands Apologises on Air to Jackie O, Followed by Segment Where He Guesses What Her Piss Sounds Like

Sussan Ley Resigns To Spend More Time Focusing on Albo’s Shirts