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Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned After Making $100 Mil Bribe to Donald Trump

Aussies Unsure Whether to Be Relieved Or Embarrassed

Time Magazine Charged With Indecent Necksposure

Gaza Peace Deal Ushers In New Era of Scrolling Past News About Middle East

Keith Urban Avoids Paparazzi by Hiding at Coldplay Concert With HR Manager

Trump Caught Rehearsing Peace Prize Acceptance Speech in Bathroom

Netanyahu Discovers Bombing He Doesn’t Enjoy

Albo Wins Trump’s Approval With Friendly Tone

“Don’t Use Tylenol While Pregnant,” Says Man Who Used Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant

White House Announce Panadol Rapid is Linked to Stronger, Faster Acting Autism

Vic Govt Fires Exam Chief, Says He Should of Done More Better

Trump Delivers Touching Eulogy for the First Amendment

Trump Applauds ABC for Axing Kimmel, Tells Them To Sack That Pesky Four Corners Guy Next

Coalition Celebrates 4 Months of Almost Having Faith in Female Leader, Beating Old Record by 4 Months

Australian Media Continues Its Wall-to-Wall Coverage of Absolutely None of the 200+ Journalists Killed in Palestine

Jacinta Price Wishes There Was Some Mechanism for Her To Have a Voice in Parliament