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“Want Me To Draft Any Other Diplomatic Agreements?”: White House Forgets To Delete ChatGPT’s Sign-Off From New Gaza Peace Deal

Nation’s Phones Receive Pic of Kylie Minogue After PM Clicks ‘AusAlert’ Instead of ‘Save’ Button

AusAlert Accidentally Sends Text to 25 Million Phones Double-Checking if You’ve Remembered To Defrost the Chicken for Tonight Babe

27 Women Killed by Partners This Year Reassured After Pauline Tells Victims “Don’t Put Up With It”

Loud, Uncontrollable, Constantly Humping Animal Screams at Dog To Sit Down

Pauline Hanson Rebukes Criticism Her Party Is a One-Person Show in New Ep of the Pauline Hanson Cartoon Starring Pauline Hanson As Pauline Hanson

Trump Asks FIFA Boss To Overturn Iran War

Trump’s 20% Toll Leaves Aussie Fuel Giants With No Choice But To Increase Profits By 300%

“Angus Taylor Needs To Do Something,” Comments Angus Taylor on Angus Taylor’s Facebook

Olympics Adds Hydration Break to 100m Sprint

People of Multiple Races From Multiple Backgrounds Creating Mix of Cultures Actually Example of Monoculture, Explains Hanson

Government Caves and Gives CGT Carve-Out for Small Business Owners Like News Corp

Hanson Appalled National Press Club Doesn’t Have Access For Private Jets

“Migrants Don’t Speak English Good,” Hanson Slurs To Press Club

Knicks Fan Lets Off Steam by Bombing Iran

Bloke Who Can’t Commit to Wife or Party Reckons Women Should Be Forced To Make Lifelong Commitment