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American Confused How Australia Has Time To Have Royal Commission After Every Mass Shooting

Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They Produce

Maduro Relieved He Wasn’t Expected To Fuck Trump After Secret Flight on Private Jet

Venezuelans Unsure Which Dictator They Prefer

MAGA Diehard Supports Trump’s Invasion of Vuvuzela

FIFA Peace Prize Recipient Peacefully Starts New War

Trump Says US Will Occupy Venezuela for As Long as It Takes To Distract From Epstein Files

Santa Denied Entry to US After Posting on Social Media That Trump Is a Fuckwit

Trump Condemns Virgin Mary for Taking Tylenol During Pregnancy

All Aussie Teens Denied Entry Into US After Being Unable To Provide 5 Years of Social Media History

White House Confirms All Future Communications To Be in Comic Sans

Fears Social Media Ban Could Stop Aussie Teens Receiving Updates From Pete Hegseth on Classified US Military Operations

Santa Releases Naughty, Nice, and Epstein List

Trump Pardons Turkey At Traditional Thanksgiving Ceremony

Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned After Making $100 Mil Bribe to Donald Trump

Trump Asks Staff for List of Potential Countries To Bomb To Distract From Epstein Emails