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Trump Releases Epstein Files To Distract From Iran

World’s Greatest Negotiator a Bit Fucking out of His Depth Now Isn’t He

US Completely Fucks International Relations, Oil Markets and Global Economy in Order To Replace Ayatollah Khamenei With Ayatollah Khamenei

White House Assures Public It Will Develop Objectives for Iran War Once It Is Over

“Yeah, But Remember How Kamala Laughed Weird?” Defends Trump Voter Being Enlisted to Iran

FIFA Peace Prize Recipient Peacefully Starts New War

Really? We’re Fucking Doing This Again?

Trump Demands Tariff Case Be Appealed to Even More Supremeliest Court

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Looks To Transition Back to Government Funded Housing

Former-Prince Andrew Says He’s Not Sweating About Arrest

Israel Defends Desecration of Australian War Graves, Says Dead Diggers Belonged to Hamas

“I Was Merely Providing CPR to an Underage Girl at a Paedophile’s Private Island,” Prince Andrew Explains

Middle East Tensions Rise as US Threatens to Drop Melania Movie On Iran

Aides Jingle Keys in Attempt To Distract Donald Trump From Greenland

Trump Clarifies Stance on Civilians Being Shot by Military: “Minnesota OK, Iran Not OK”