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Morrison Appoints Scott Cam To Rebuild Relationship With China

“We’ve Uncovered A Sophisticated Plan To Rig The Election” Say People Who Accidentally Booked A Press Conference At A Landscaping Company

World Breathes Sigh Of Relief After Only 48% Of Americans Vote For Corrupt, Racist Sociopath

NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government

Anniversary of Jesus’ Death Once Again Coincides With Annual Chocolate Festival

God Sends Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps To Eternal Gay Mardi Gras

Pope Francis Just Glad It’s Almost The F*%king Weekend

Obama Takes Time Out From Flying Drones To Tell Putin Not To Invade Ukraine

Bidding War Begins As Schapelle Corby Release Date From Channel 7 Compound Confirmed