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Former-Prince Andrew Says He’s Not Sweating About Arrest

Israel Defends Desecration of Australian War Graves, Says Dead Diggers Belonged to Hamas

“I Was Merely Providing CPR to an Underage Girl at a Paedophile’s Private Island,” Prince Andrew Explains

Middle East Tensions Rise as US Threatens to Drop Melania Movie On Iran

Aides Jingle Keys in Attempt To Distract Donald Trump From Greenland

Trump Clarifies Stance on Civilians Being Shot by Military: “Minnesota OK, Iran Not OK”

Trump Promises To Restore Peace to Iran Oil Industry

Trump Proposes To Give Every Greenland Resident $100,000, Or One Trip to an American Doctor

American Confused How Australia Has Time To Have Royal Commission After Every Mass Shooting

Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They Produce

Maduro Relieved He Wasn’t Expected To Fuck Trump After Secret Flight on Private Jet

Venezuelans Unsure Which Dictator They Prefer

MAGA Diehard Supports Trump’s Invasion of Vuvuzela

FIFA Peace Prize Recipient Peacefully Starts New War

Trump Says US Will Occupy Venezuela for As Long as It Takes To Distract From Epstein Files

Santa Denied Entry to US After Posting on Social Media That Trump Is a Fuckwit