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US Declares Huge Victory After It Negotiates for Trade Route That Was Previously Open To Re-Open

Trump Sets Iran Deadline of Tuesday Night Before He Will Unleash Next Deadline

War That US Won “In the First Hour” Enters Third Month

New AI-Powered Staffer Brings Robot to White House Event

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours

“Bored Now”

Trump Releases Epstein Files To Distract From Iran

World’s Greatest Negotiator a Bit Fucking out of His Depth Now Isn’t He

US Completely Fucks International Relations, Oil Markets and Global Economy in Order To Replace Ayatollah Khamenei With Ayatollah Khamenei

White House Assures Public It Will Develop Objectives for Iran War Once It Is Over

“Yeah, But Remember How Kamala Laughed Weird?” Defends Trump Voter Being Enlisted to Iran

FIFA Peace Prize Recipient Peacefully Starts New War

Really? We’re Fucking Doing This Again?

Trump Demands Tariff Case Be Appealed to Even More Supremeliest Court

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Looks To Transition Back to Government Funded Housing

Former-Prince Andrew Says He’s Not Sweating About Arrest