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“Want Me To Draft Any Other Diplomatic Agreements?”: White House Forgets To Delete ChatGPT’s Sign-Off From New Gaza Peace Deal

Trump Asks FIFA Boss To Overturn Iran War

Joke Candidate To Face Count Binface in UK By-Election

Trump To Take Back Control of Strait of Hormuz, As Soon as He Takes Back Control of Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

Barron Trump To Be Renamed ‘Barack’ as Part of Trump’s Surrender to Iran

Cuba Offers To Give Up Nuclear Weapons It’s Not Developing in Return for US$300B

US Declares Huge Victory After It Negotiates for Trade Route That Was Previously Open To Re-Open

Any Fighter That Sustains a Traumatic Brain Injury at White House UFC Event To Be Given Senior Government Appointment

Knicks Fan Lets Off Steam by Bombing Iran

Trump to Deport El Niño

Snake Experts Warn Public Not To Try and Pick Up Wild RFK Jr

Trump, RFK Jnr Unsure Whether To Treat Potential Ebola Outbreak With Really Powerful Light or Raw Milk

Trump Opens Brutally Honest Fortune Cookie at Chinese State Banquet

Xi Invites Trump To Inspect Factories Where MAGA Merchandise Is Made

World’s Media Copy-Paste “Iran Peace Deal Fails” Story From Last Week

US Threatens To Keep Bombing Iran Until Access to Straight of Hormuz Returns to How It Was Before Us Started Bombing Iran