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Man Frantically Binging Socially Acceptable Music After Realising Spotify Wrapped Only 2 Weeks Away 

Landlord Says Most Tenants Don’t Realise That Raising Rent Creates Extra Paperwork for Him Too

Man Brings Book to Bed So It Can Sit Next to Him While He Looks at Phone

New Password Must Include at Least One Shakespearean Sonnet You Haven’t Used Before

Centrelink Caller Enquiring About Youth Allowance Qualifies for Aged Pension While on Hold

Darlinghurst Woman Dies After Leaving Home Without 1.8L Bottle of Water

Considerate Housemate Saves Last Millilitre of Milk for You

How to Turn the Sound on Your Phone Off: A Self-Help Guide for Fuckwits

“It’s Like 1984” Says Man Who Has Never Read 1984

Woman You’ve Just Met Wondering How Long She Has to Wait Until She Mentions She Shops at Aldi

Luckless Man Always Catching Bank When They’re Experiencing Unusually High Volume of Calls

“Young People Whinging About Rising HECS Debts Only Have Themselves to Blame”

Dutton Family Dinner Turns Awkward as Opposition Leader Demands More Detail on Chicken Casserole

Cost of Living Crisis Forces Unemployed 74-Year-Old to Take First Ever Job

Vaping Increases Risk of Looking Fucking Ridiculous, Study Shows

Confused, Illiterate Neo-Nazi Converges on Parliament to Protest Against Trams