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Darlinghurst Woman Dies After Leaving Home Without 1.8L Bottle of Water

Considerate Housemate Saves Last Millilitre of Milk for You

How to Turn the Sound on Your Phone Off: A Self-Help Guide for Fuckwits

“It’s Like 1984” Says Man Who Has Never Read 1984

Woman You’ve Just Met Wondering How Long She Has to Wait Until She Mentions She Shops at Aldi

Luckless Man Always Catching Bank When They’re Experiencing Unusually High Volume of Calls

“Young People Whinging About Rising HECS Debts Only Have Themselves to Blame”

Dutton Family Dinner Turns Awkward as Opposition Leader Demands More Detail on Chicken Casserole

Cost of Living Crisis Forces Unemployed 74-Year-Old to Take First Ever Job

Vaping Increases Risk of Looking Fucking Ridiculous, Study Shows

Confused, Illiterate Neo-Nazi Converges on Parliament to Protest Against Trams

834,000 Words Removed from Shakespeare’s Plays, After Students Say They Find the Whole Fucking Thing Offensive

Millionaires Form Yacht Blockade in Sydney Harbour to Protest Superannuation Changes

’15 Minute’ Conspiracy Theorist Does Extra Lap of Block After Accidentally Arriving at Work in Under 15 Minutes

Generation Raised on Harry Potter Starting to Think Room Under the Stairs Actually Not a Bad Setup

Couple mix things up by going out to restaurant to scroll through phones