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Report That NSW Gamblers Lose $24 Million a Day on Pokies Means They’re Overdue for Massive Payout, Gambler Says

Family to Use $268 Tax Cut to Buy Block of Coles Cheese

Rate Cut Allows Family To Afford Two More Items From Woolies a Month

Graffiti Vandal Splits Infinitive in Latest Anti-Semantic Attack

Man Enters 3rd Hour Trying to Figure Out 2-Hour Parking Sign

“I Haven’t Noticed Any Changes to Facebook” Says Mum Wearing New KKK Outfit

Hot Singles in Your Area Say There’s Definitely No Need for Fact-Checking on Social Media

Dyslexic Man Relieved Israel Has Finally Called Ceasefire Against His Mate Gazza

Slow Car In Front To Increase Speed For Overtaking Lane

Nation’s Dads Start Preparing ‘See You Next Year’ Jokes

Dogs Begin Planning Resolutions for Next 7 Years

Family Puts Dead Tree in Corner of Living Room

Dickhead Instinctively Panic-Buys 4,000 Toilet Rolls, After Hearing of Woolworths Strike

Dishwasher Cleans Dishes, As Long as You Clean Them First

Physio Reckons You’ll Need Just Another 73 Sessions to Get That Sore Calf Right

Trick or Treater Dresses Up as Economy Class Boarding Pass to Terrify Politicians