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Woman Going Away for Weekend Packs 300 Outfits

New Law Stipulates That Every Hotel Shower Must Operate in Completely Different Way

92% of Daily Screen Time Spent Accepting Cookies, Research Shows

Australia Post Driver Spends Evening Pre-Filling In ‘Sorry We Missed You’ Cards Before Tomorrow’s Shift

Dickhead With Ute Taller Than Himself Not So Fucking Smug About It Now

Kid With 38 Aunts and Uncles Asks Grandparents How They Used To Spend Their Time Before Social Media

Local Renter Follows Prince Andrew’s Lead and Pays This Month’s Rent With Peppercorns

Gaza Peace Deal Ushers In New Era of Scrolling Past News About Middle East

Tim Winton Wonders Why Nobody at Book Week Is Dressed as a Youngster Living in an Isolated Coastal Town Struggling To Find Their Identity

Nation’s Teens Unsure How They Will Measure Self Worth Once Social Media Banned

New Washing Machine Can Be Controlled via WiFi, Or You Know, Just Pushing the Fucking Button

Inner-City Leftie in Panic After Finding Herself Siding With Murdoch

Renaissance Fair Attendee Lives Middle Ages Experience of Waiting 3 Hours at Food Truck

Man Who Used Afterpay for Big Mac Meal Outraged at Labor’s Plan To Tax Unrealised Gains Above $3 Million

Report That NSW Gamblers Lose $24 Million a Day on Pokies Means They’re Overdue for Massive Payout, Gambler Says

Family to Use $268 Tax Cut to Buy Block of Coles Cheese