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Network That Employs Alleged War Criminals and Rapists Surprised to Discover It Has a Culture Problem

Alan Joyce to Pay Back $9 Million Qantas Salary in the Form of Unusable Flight Vouchers

Ticketmaster Hacker Demands $500K Ransom (Plus $300K Ransom Processing Fee, $220K Ransom Handling Fee)

Daily Letter Deliveries to End This Week, Australia Post Announces in Press Release Sent in 2019

New Improved Qantas Frequent Flyer Program Lets You Book Any Seat You Want in Row 34 on Flights Leaving Between 11:15pm and 11:30pm on Tuesdays in June 2029

Armaguard Driver Reckons He Can Think of Way for Company to Avoid Bankruptcy

AWKWARD! Boeing CEO’s Arm Falls Off Midway Through Resignation Speech

Gina Rinehart Says Government Should Get Out of People’s Lives Except When It’s a $840 Million Handout for Her Mine

UberEats Achieves Gender Pay Equity by Underpaying All Employees Equally

Woolies CEO’s Huge $24 Mil Payout Enough to Buy Week’s Worth of Groceries at Woolworths

Woolies CEO Storms Out on Self Checkout After Realising He’s Being Filmed

Taylor Swift Now 90% of All Global Economic Activity

Scott Morrison Appointed Head of Safety at Boeing

Economists Say Employment Market Is Strongest They’ve Ever Seen, After Someone Offers Scott Morrison a Job

Inflation Falls as More People Cut Back on Luxuries Like Food and Shelter

Money Guru’s Secret to Making Money Is Selling Courses About How to Make Money