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Man Horrified at Devastating Impact War With Iran Could Have on Vulnerable Stock Portfolios

DFAT Upgrades Travel Warning for Northland Shopping Centre To ‘Do Not Travel’

Minimum Wage Hike Could Lift People out of Poverty, Business Groups Warn

Elon Musk Demonstrates Tesla’s Profit Decline

New iPhone To Completely Fold, in Commemoration of Trump’s Negotiation Style

“Art of the Deal” To Include New Chapter on How To Shit Your Pants and Fold After One Day

Chinese-Produced “Made in USA” Stickers Now 34% More Expensive

News Corp Accidentally Pays Tax in April Fool’s Day Gag Gone Wrong

New Tesla Comes With In-Built Baby Capsule for Child You Will Inevitably Have With Elon Musk

Albo Offers To Buy Rex Airlines in Return for Business Class Upgrades

Trump Says He’ll Honour Sub Deal As Long as It’s a Footlong Meatball With a Cookie and Coke

“What We Need Is More Masculine Energy” Female Employee Mansplains to Mark Zuckerberg Moments After He Suggests Facebook Needs More Masculine Energy

2025 Black Friday Sales to Begin Today

UnitedHealthcare Denies UnitedHealthcare CEO’s Life Insurance Claim

Aldi to Copy Woolworths Strike but With Slightly Different Name: “We’re Going on Stroke”

Tupperware Files for Bankruptcy After Being Unable to Find a Single Fucking Lid For the 10 Million Containers in Their Warehouse