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Anti-corruption commission could be a hinderance to corruption, Morrison warns

“Voting for Independents Will Lead to Chaos” Liberal Spokesperson Warns on His Way to Parliament House to Wank on a Desk

Featured electorate: MOORE (WA)

PM neutralises inflation issue by cooking $52 curry for four

Josh Frydenberg thanks the 60 billion people who attended his campaign launch

Morrison addresses cost of living pressure with $4.5m subsidy for single malt whiskey

Man uses $250 cost-of-living payment to buy 4-pack of capsicums

“We’re the party of better economic management” Frydenberg says, pausing to eat $26 sandwich

“We’re not at all concerned about independent candidates”, all 112 Coalition MPs say in carefully-coordinated daily messaging campaign

Featured electorate: WRIGHT (QLD)

Stuck-at-home-Albo forced to tell UberEats driver about how he grew up in a council flat

Swing-voter who watched Government shit-tank Australia for last 3 years waiting to see how next 4 weeks pan out

Featured Electorate: CHISHOLM (VIC)

Autistic child ‘blessed’ he wasn’t born as Scott Morrison

Morrison to be given cashless debit card so he doesn’t blow money on carparks, subs

Featured electorate: MITCHELL (NSW)