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Liberals make native title claim as traditional owners of Kooyong

There’s an unwanted bulldozer for sale on Gumtree if you’re interested

Kristina Keneally releases statement conceding defeat: “I’ve been honoured to stand for the people of [need to ask Terry name of electorate]”

Federal elections are an issue for the states, Morrison says

Libertarian Tim Wilson finally manages to get government out of his life

Labor to blame for election loss: Morrison

Play School not renewed for 10th season

Daily Telegraph editors tossing up whether to depict Albanese as Nazi or Communist for tomorrow’s front page

Journalist asks Albo to recite names of every person who voted Labor

Morrison escapes on holiday as nation experiences massive landslide

Featured Electorate: FOWLER (NSW)

Albo phones Morrison to advise that unemployment rate is now 3.91%

Scott blames Jenny for loss

God delivers Morrison massive fucking loss

News Corp declares victory for Coalition

Morrison dresses up as Prime Minister in desperate last-ditch attempt to save job