Australian News

Dejected Liberal staffers gather for farewell desk wank

Sydney Airport announces new ‘Scott Morrison Memorial Terminal’, after Liberals lose PM in disaster

Senior Liberal figures to examine how electorate got it so wrong

Coalition ‘clear winner’ (when using carryover credits from previous elections)

Sweeping change: Albo to remove sex swing from Parliament House prayer room

United Australia Party gets confused, accidentally delivers 3% cap on its primary vote

Liberals make native title claim as traditional owners of Kooyong

There’s an unwanted bulldozer for sale on Gumtree if you’re interested

Kristina Keneally releases statement conceding defeat: “I’ve been honoured to stand for the people of [need to ask Terry name of electorate]”

Federal elections are an issue for the states, Morrison says

Libertarian Tim Wilson finally manages to get government out of his life

Labor to blame for election loss: Morrison

Play School not renewed for 10th season

Daily Telegraph editors tossing up whether to depict Albanese as Nazi or Communist for tomorrow’s front page

Journalist asks Albo to recite names of every person who voted Labor

Morrison escapes on holiday as nation experiences massive landslide