Australian News

Energy Crisis: Coalition outlines proposal to mine the sun

Dutton empathises with Sydneysiders: “I know what it’s like to have no power”

Minimum wage worker celebrates $1-an-hour raise by buying 450ml of petrol

Katherine Deves slams Ardern-Albanese meeting after discovering it’s about Trans-Tasman issues

Angus Taylor interviews himself

New Veterans Affairs spokesman Barnaby Joyce begins mammoth tour of all 1,135 RSL front bars

Hawaiian dancers used to lure Scott Morrison out of Kirribilli House

CUTE! Cuddly Pete feeds GORGEOUS baby lamb while discussing ways to ruthlessly divide nation

Gentler, Kinder Dutton to Insult Minority Groups More Affectionately From Now On

Australians relieved to finally have Ministry chosen on incredibly specific factional alliances

“Having only been in Parliament for 21 years, Australians haven’t had the chance to see the real me yet” by Peter Dutton

Sussan Ley pauses briefly during acceptance speech to buy must-have Gold Coast apartment

Cuddly Pete apologises for running late to leadership vote after getting held up picking wild flowers again

Voldemort demands Tanya Plibersek apologise for ‘hurtful’ comparisons to Peter Dutton

Albanese orders removal of emergency hi-vis, ukulele, curry kit from Lodge

Albo surprised to find PM’s office hasn’t been touched for past 4 years