Australian News

Little baby unable to sit through entire parliamentary session

Morrison defends skipping Parliament, saying he can continue to not work remotely from Tokyo

Qantas to fight foot and mouth disease by losing every piece of luggage from Indonesia

Dutton returns from Gilead study trip with new ideas to revitalise Liberal party

Goldman Sachs announces surprise $60 billion profit after Josh Frydenberg joins firm

Victoria, NSW neck-and-neck in thrilling Corruption State of Origin

IKEA releases exciting new range of ‘Stackable ALP Branches’

Nation’s endangered wildlife told to take more personal responsibility for their situation

Confused, rambling man rushes stage, claiming to be former Prime Minister of Australia

Jenny Morrison confused why Scott hasn’t cooked a single curry since election

Taxi driver takes Albo’s advice, works from home

Scientists hopeful James Webb telescope can provide clues about what the fuck happened to CovidSafe app

Greens to blame for Ukraine invasion, Albanese says

Liberal Party confused why UK Conservatives would force leader to resign just because he’s an incompetent, lying psychopath

NSW residents facing fourth once-in-a-hundred-year event since last January

Governor General weirdly slips in plug for Bet365 during official speech