Australian News

ALP Marks Earth Hour by Pausing All Fossil Fuel Donations for 60 Mins

John Howard to Run Iraq-war Themed Easter Egg Hunt in which Easter Eggs Don’t Actually Exist

Mark Latham’s Divorced-dad Energy to Power NSW Grid

Albo Admits He Got Talked Into Buying Extras Package on New Subs

Every NSW kid to be given harbourside apartment, in new Future Fund promise

RBA Cleverly Responds to Business-driven Inflation by Increasing Struggling Family’s Mortgage by $150 a Month

Mosman Protester Throws Glass of ’94 Penfolds Grange on Famous Artwork to Raise Awareness About Superannuation Changes

Bob Katter reveals he’s always used ChatGPT to write his speeches

Unfamiliar object spotted above Sydney confirmed as Qantas plane running on time

“Remember This Life We Destroyed?” Alan Tudge Reminisces, While Packing Up Parliamentary Office

Labor promises to torture asylum seekers more compassionately than previous government

Parenting Experts Say Quickest Way to Make Kids Independent Is to Sign Them Up as a Greens Senator

Australia Sends Spy Balloon to China

Pell’s Ashes Swept Under Carpet, in Traditional Catholic Ceremony

St Mary’s Cathedral evades protesters by moving George Pell’s body to another parish

Peter Dutton To Start Using ChatGPT To Bring More Human Touch to Speeches