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Matthew Guy pledges $4.5M to upgrade “appalling state of fences in Hawthorn”

New $5 Note to Feature Range of Different Atrocities Covered up by Monarchs

Pauline Hanson tells lions to ‘piss off back to Africa’

Voldemort dresses up as Peter Dutton for Halloween

Dutton says he has numbers to become British PM

Rebels motorcycle gang announces net-zero-by-2025 emissions target

Australian Bureau of Statistics to rebrand as BOM

Media praises NSW’s ‘Gold Standard’ response to Victorian floods

Flood-ravaged Victoria wishing it could get photoshoot of Scott Morrison sweeping a basketball court

Claims of cover-up as IBAC maintains silence on Dan Andrews’ role in flooding

The 2022 Shovel Annual is ready to pre-order

14-car “Mission2Melbourne” convoy to bring 5 million protesters to city

Public holiday for Coolio next Thursday, PM confirms

Hackers give up trying to get ransom from Optus after waiting on hold for 3 hours

NASA ‘regrets’ putting Tim Smith in charge of spacecraft

Dan Andrews pledges to change his name to Queen Elizabeth II if elected