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Albo Takes Break From Approving Fossil Fuel Projects To Tell Pacific Nations About El Nino

One Nation One-Ups Liberal Party, Pledges To Cut A Billion Migrants by 2027

RBA Reassures Australians They’ll Stop Raising Interest Rates as Soon as Economy Collapses

American-Run OpenAI Hacks Medicare To Learn What ‘Free Healthcare’ Is

“Why Are You Cutting Immigration Numbers?” Yells Media That Spent Last 20 Years Calling for Cuts to Immigration Numbers

Fuckwit Whose Entire Salary Is Funded by Taxpayers Criticises Woman for Living in Government Housing

Taking Drugs, Breaking Law OK if You’re White, One Nation Confirms

“Boys These Days Have No Strong Male Leaders,” Says Male Leader Matt Canavan

Today’s Rating on the Gaza Genocide Concern Scale

Hanson Reveals Real Reason She’s Against Acknowledging Traditional Owners: “I’d Have To Mention Gina Before Every Speech”

Women’s Shelter Accidentally Receives $2.5B After Government Misreads It As “Smelter”

ABS Introduces New ‘Shag/Date/Marry’ Question on Census, Just To Fuck With Albo

Perth To Be Renamed “Far Greater Western Sydney” in 2026 Census Realignment

New Hotline Launched To Help Governments Addicted to Gambling Revenue

Nation’s Phones Receive Pic of Kylie Minogue After PM Clicks ‘AusAlert’ Instead of ‘Save’ Button

Cost to Install Plaque Commemorating Jacinta Allan’s Time in Office Blows Out to $14 Billion