Australian News

Barnaby Joyce Not Celebrating Socceroos Win Because Some Players “Look Like They’ve Recently Arrived”

Man Who Supports One Nation and Socceroos Suffers Mental Breakdown After Former Refugee Scores World Cup Goal

Indian-Born Malcolm Roberts Now Couch-Surfing, After One Nation Housing Policy Forces Him To Sell Home

Bloke Who Can’t Commit to Wife or Party Reckons Women Should Be Forced To Make Lifelong Commitment

Australia To Source Submarines From Facebook Marketplace, Under New AUKUS Agreement

Coalition MPs Worry Taylor’s Racist Welfare Policies Will Be Seen As Racist

Tony Abbott Makes First Announcement as Liberal Party President, Backing Adoption of Decimal Currency

Flotilla of Luxury Yachts Assembles off Kirribilli To Protest “Crippling” Capital Gains Tax Changes

Taylor Proposes New “Australian Values” Test Requiring Would-Be Migrants To Blame Current Migrants for Nation’s Problems

Statue of Scott Morrison Not Holding a Hose Unveiled

Taylor Accuses Labor of Killing The Australian Dream of One Day Owning Someone Else’s Home

Huge Spike in Searches for ‘How Do I Become a Gas Company’ After Other Tax Loopholes Closed

Zero Boat People Have Entered Landlocked Electorate of Farrer Since One Nation Elected, Hanson Boasts

Hanson Arrives on Gina’s $2 Mil Private Plane To Claim “Victory for Ordinary Australians”

Interest Rates Rise in Australia Because Some Fuckwit in America Wasn’t Hugged Enough as a Child

Pauline’s New Plane Grounded Until Barnaby Regains Consciousness and Gets off the Wing