Taking Panadol Rapid during a pregnancy can lead to a more powerful, faster-acting autism, Donald Trump and his Health Secretary Robert Kennedy Jnr revealed today.
“Panadol Rapid has been proven to be linked to autism that takes effect twice as fast as regular Panadol,” Kennedy Jr said through his interpreter.
“Thanks to active ingredients, Panadol Rapid can give a child autism in just 10 minutes, and stops the non-autism messages from getting to your brain.”
When asked how he came to this conclusion, Trump said he observed Elon Musk crushing several Panadol capsules and snort the dust. “And what more evidence did we need?”
Horrified medical experts who heard the “finding” immediately came down with stress-induced migraines. Thankfully, RFK Jr was nearby to provide them with pain relief in the form of raw milk and a BioCharger.
