
A Liberal Party vehicle has been involved in a symbolic interpretation of its party’s election campaign performance so far, at an early voting centre in Quakers Hill.
In a flawless analogy of the Liberal Party’s governing style, the vehicle arrived unannounced, massively inconvenienced everyone, broke a whole heap of shit and then left.
The quick-thinking driver extended the metaphor by attempting to remove the Liberal Party branding, thereby pretending the disaster as someone else’s fault.
One witness said there was “a lot of noise, a significant amount of damage caused, but no real plan for fixing anything,” although it was unclear if she was talking about the accident or the previous Coalition Government.