Man Who Wanted To Be a Tampon Has To Settle for Being King Instead — The Shovel

Man Who Wanted To Be a Tampon Has To Settle for Being King Instead

A British man who dreamt of becoming a menstrual product has had to accept that he’ll probably only ever be the head of the British monarchy.

Careers advisor Penny Taralgon said coming to accept a more realistic career path was a natural part of growing up. “A lot of us have dreams of becoming an astronaut or a movie star or a menstrual device when we’re younger. But as we grow up, reality kicks in and we realise that we’ll need to settle for being an electrician or a monarch instead”.  

The man, who once wished he could live inside a woman’s trousers and then be “chucked down the lavatory” said he hadn’t forgotten his aspirations as a young man. “Who hasn’t, as a youngster, looked to the firefighters and rockstars and sanitary products around them and said, ‘I want to be box of Tampax one day?’”

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