The Coalition will restrict any future inflation by shouting at prices until they no longer have the will to live anymore.
The policy – announced by Mr Morrison at the second leader’s debate during the middle of an answer by Anthony Albanese – will involve the Prime Minister simply shouting “NO!” and “I REJECT THAT!” every time a price thinks about rising.
“It’s very simple,” Mr Morrison said while the Labor leader was outlining a policy about cost of living pressures. “When we see that prices might be going up we’ll interject and simply won’t allow the price to do anything at all”.
A panelist began to ask a question about the detail of the policy but was unable to finish.
On the economy, Morrison promised his Government would deliver three years of constantly interrupted growth.