World Now Run Entirely By Idiots — The Shovel

World Now Run Entirely By Idiots

The world is run by absolute clowns, it has been confirmed.

The news comes as Britain decided to follow in America’s footsteps and appoint a self-obsessed, incompetent, incoherent arsehat as its leader.

Political analyst James Richardson said the attributes required for world leadership had changed over the years. “In the war years what was required was a steady hand. During the sixties and seventies we looked to leaders who could inspire us. Now we tend to assess the range of options available and go for the one with funny hair,” he said. 

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