US President Donald Trump will count to a tremendously large number, it has been confirmed.
Responding to claims he is unfit for office, the President, who is a genius, said big numbers don’t faze him. “I’ve counted to over a thousand many, many times before,” Mr Trump tweeted this morning.
Although Mr Trump has never counted to a million, he says he will do it easily on his first try. “I am a VERY excellent counter. I’ve counted all the numbers,” his tweet read.
The former business tycoon said Hillary Clinton would never be able to count to a million. “She’s tried, she failed. She doesn’t even know what comes after ten hundred,” he told journalists.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has since announced he will start counting to a billion.
