‘Newly Discovered’ Planets Have Actually Been Around For Ages, Hipster Astronomer Says — The Shovel

‘Newly Discovered’ Planets Have Actually Been Around For Ages, Hipster Astronomer Says

The seven so-called ‘newly discovered’ planets were a thing way before today, an annoying bearded man who works at NASA has pointed out.

Saying it was cringe-worthy how mainstream they had all of a sudden become, the man told his colleagues that the planets have been orbiting for ages in a part of the universe that you’ve probably never heard of.

“Umm, this is all a bit done to death guys. It’s very 55 billion years ago,” he said.

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